For Twi-hards everywhere, there’s only one deity worth worshiping, and she’s a brown-haired, Mormon mother of three from Hartford, Connecticut. We’re speaking, of course, of Stephanie Meyer, New York Timesbestselling author and instigator of the biggest mass psychosis since the re-election of George W. Bush.
Meyer, unarguably one of the world’s most famous writers, is making an appearance atBooks & Books in Coral Gables on Tuesday, February 19. And for members of Team Edward and Team Jacob, she’ll be signing copies of her books and making tween dreams come true.
Twi-hards we are not. But we do have ten pressing questions for the woman who single-handedly hijacked pop culture for the past four years (at least). So for those who plan to brave the fandom, we’ve put together a handy list of things to say to the wordsmith herself.
10. You realize the dream dude you manifested for pre-pubescent girls is totally a pedophile, right?
A 109-year-old undead man watching a 17-year-old sleep, stalking her, seducing her, then wrecking her womb with his freakish baby is wrong on more levels than we can possibly address. Then, a buff, sexually-virile werewolf falls in love with a baby. We’re seeing a pattern here.
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